I killed time today with a little shopping.

December 13, 2011 in Fashion & Style, Shopping

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I woke up this morning realizing that I just have absolutely nothing to do. This whole “not working” thing is great and all, but I’m starting to get antsy. It’s definitely been nice just hanging around in bed all day and watching Netflix, playing video games and doing whatever I want, but the truth is that if I don’t do something productive with my time, I start to get sort of depressed?

I know that’s weird. It’s my “workaholicism” acting up.

So instead of just curling up in bed all day in front of my TV and computer like I have been for the past week or so, I threw on something cute (pictured above), slapped some light makeup on my face and took a trip to the mall to kill some time by being active.

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Whenever I visit the mall, I pass by this little cupcake stand called Cako, and every time I walk by, I tell myself that I’ll try something from there in the future. But I never do! Today, however, I was feeling a little adventurous — especially after being cooped up in my room all weekend — so I snatched up a strawberry cheesecake cupcake on impulse.

And ohmygod, mmm. First smile of my day, seriously.
I don’t know if I’m just a sugar-loving freak or what, but man. Yum!

That delicious little cupcake definitely set the mood for the 5 to 6 hours of shopping I did afterwards, ha! And yes, it totally tasted like strawberry cheesecake. The gooey cheesecake stuff on top was a little overwhelming after a few bites though, so I didn’t finish it, but … I’m thinking I’ll buy one every time I visit the mall now — they’re so cheap! Like $2.50 (USD) or something. I forget. Whatever — totally worth it.

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I know I’m making some ridiculous face in this photo, but that’s because that shirt was way too big on me. Why, American Eagle?! Why would you size something as “XS” when it’s really an “S”, or even a freaking “M”? This thing was huge, Jesus!

But yeah. I’m sort of on this hunt for more button-up shirts right now. My entire wardrobe is full of either super casual stuff like tees and tanks to chill in, or majorly fancy things like gorgeous dresses and coats. But the few things I do not seem to have in my closet are button-up shirts! Mostly because I can’t find shirts I actually like that fit well. The perfect example being the pink shirt in the photo above.

Right after trying on this awful thing, I stopped by Guess to see if they’d have something cute that I liked. Guess always has things in my size, though its stuff tends to be a bit overpriced.

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This shirt, for example, fits perfectly! I almost bought it, too! But the thing is like, $80. And while I’m all about finding the perfect shirt that fits well and looks great on me, I just couldn’t justify spending $80 on something that felt as flimsy/cheap as this thing. It looks great in photos, sure, but I dunno. I figured, I have all the time in the world to shop around — if I really don’t find another button-up somewhere else that I like, I’ll just come back here and buy it.

So no, I didn’t purchase it. I’m picky like that.
Besides, for $80, this shirt better be made of indestructible kevlar, goddamnit.

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My next stop was Express, where on my hunt for a button-up, I stumbled across this great black leather jacket. Unfortunately, I seriously have so many black leather jackets in my wardrobe — it just didn’t make sense to me to buy yet another one. It looks nice, I know, but that’s no reason to buy something. I had to think practically.

If you want to go pick it up, it’s around $100 or so? Not bad for something that looks like this.
But still not really what I was looking for, so I moved on (also, XS shirts at Express are always kinda loose on me).

006 I killed time today with a little shopping. * heycheri sherilynn macaleOh man. I will always love H&M. Their clothing always fits me, is always super cheap, and they always have really interesting pieces that help express your personality. I kinda went crazy here trying everything on, and ended up walking away with a ton of stuff I really liked (although I didn’t take pictures of it all). It also helps that H&M is having this crazy sale right now, and there is seriously so much great stuff up for grabs! I couldn’t help myself.

I bought the hilarious Christmas-sweater-looking shorts in the picture above for only around $10 or so (OMFG, so cheap), but ditched the bow shirt. I don’t need more tank tops, damn it.

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I also saw this cute black cardigan type shirt, but I dunno. I wasn’t feeling it too hard, so I decided against it as well.

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I definitely picked up this front-zipper closure dress. I love long-sleeved mini dresses — they’re seriously my favorite, haha. I’m a skinny bitch, so anything that accentuates curves and draws attention to my legs is my kinda dress, ha. The material on this thing is a mix of cotton and whatever else, so it’ll be fun to wear as a casual thing during the day! It’s also a great print for the season. I’m psyched to match cool shoes with it, heh. I think this thing was only like, $10? $15? Frikkin cheap. Thanks, H&M.

I also picked up three new mini skirts, a black silk button-up shirt, this ridiculous heart teeshirt that I completely regret buying but can’t return except it’s okay because it was only like $5 (USD), a black leather jacket even though I know I said I don’t need more black leather but I couldn’t help myself because this thing was only $40, this cute shoulder case for my iPhone 4S, and a black lace mini dress that shows off my curves like whoa — and all this for only around $150. Holyyy shiiiiit. SO CHEAP. TOO RIDICULOUS.

And no, I didn’t take pictures of any of those things.
And no, I don’t plan on taking pictures of them (unless I wear them sometime in the near future).
So no, don’t ask me to see them. You’ll get an eyeful eventually anyway. I always take pictures when I get dressed up. :P

Ohmygod, why am I even blogging right now? Just a habit, I guess. I’m so beat right now from shopping all day in freaking high heels — what was I thinking?! Hahaha. I need to pass out immediately. I’m off to go zone out to more episodes of How I Met Your Mother on Netflix now.

Sleeeepy,
Sherilynn “Cheri” Macale

MOAR SHOPPING, OMG. Help me.

March 8, 2011 in Fashion & Style, Shopping

It’s incredibly possible that I have a shopping problem.
Which is, y’know, normal I guess for a “girl” or whatever — but seriously, I should probably just coop myself up indoors watching Netflix all day (again) instead of running around blowing cash on pretty things.  That would be the “smart” thing to do, right?  Not spend money while living in this incredibly expensive city?

Like yesterday, I told myself, “Cheri, today you’re going to go out and buy walking boots for traversing San Francisco comfortably. Possibly get food. But that’s it! Nothing else!

And uh … It didn’t really turn out that way.

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For example, if your detective skills are as accurate as L’s from Death Note (which is the most amazing anime series ever, and I’ve spent all day watching it — just saying), you’ll deduce the following from the picture above:

Those boots are brand new.
I am in a dressing room in San Francisco’s 2-story H&M.
And that’s a Sephora shopping bag hanging on the coat hook behind me.

Which means, I definitely did not stick to just buying new boots.

… Oops.

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But the boots I did get are pretty amazing, right?!
They seriously remind me of the boots I draw onto my characters (when I bother to draw full-body images, anyway).  … In fact, they are exactly like the boots that I draw on my girls. Click here for proof!

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Maybe that’s why I was attracted to them?  I don’t know.
Either way, they’re comfortable. They’re lightweight.  They’re not too “over the top” when it comes to strappy boots.  And I can rough them up as much as I want, and they’ll still look badass. (;

Thanks, Steve Madden!

Oh, and if you noticed in the picture above, I wore that new top out that I got at Forever 21.

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Oh, and remember how I was like, “I don’t know what I’m gonna wear this top with since it’s see-through! A cute bra with jewel straps? Lingerie?

Welp.
I chose lingerie.

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And wouldn’t you know it, hot Asian pornstars Asa Akira and London Keyes happen to own the exact same sexy, black, lacy underwear (Click here for very NSFW proof). And I have to say … Nice taste, ladies, because I also own that same blue lingerie that Asa’s wearing, as well as a red version. Bahahaha!

If you’ve been following me or reading my blog for a while, you’ll know how obsessed I am with sexy underwear.  I mean, we’re only young once, right?  And we only have one body.  So why would I waste any time not using what I was gifted with?  I don’t want to turn 60 years old one day and realize that I’ve had this incredibly gorgeous body my entire life and never took advantage of it — who does that?!

Not me.
So again, I like to play dress-up as much as possible. (;

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And this includes trying on cute hats!
Another thing about me — I love fedoras.  I’m pretty sure I went through a huge fedora phase about a year or two ago.  How many of you remember that?  … I’ve gained so many followers/readers over the past few years that I really don’t know who’s stuck around this long, or who’s brand new!

Anyway, what better time to resurface my adoration for men’s accessories than while living in San Francisco? (:

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I liked this color better!  Yellow straw, navy ribbon band — I have more stuff that goes with it, so it made more sense to pick this one up rather than the white color.

Also, check out how many freaking shopping bags I’m carrying in this picture?! OMFG.  That Steve Madden bag was huge (I had, like, three  pairs of new shoes in it. Wow).

Read the following Tweets from bottom to top to find out why:

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I know.
See what I mean about a shopping problem?  I seriously need to control myself.  That’s why I’m vowing to stay in doors for the next few days unless someone invites me out, or asks me to come chill with them.  I have enough clothes, damn it!

… But I can’t help it that I want more.
Sigh.

Here are those new Oxfords that I tweeted about:

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I picked them up in Pewter and Camel — both from Steve Madden.
& I’M IN LOVE WITH THEM.

I’m seriously so happy living in San Francisco — being able to wear whatever the fuck I want and not care about what other people think about me here has been such a huge relief.  I feel like I can finally express myself through my clothing, through my makeup, through my blog — through whatever — and not have to worry about anyone will say about me.

It’s like …
I’m just happy.
I’m really happy here.
It’s such a huge change here from Stockton.  And I know I’ve said that a lot, but it really is.  There’s so many people, so many places to eat, to shop, to hang out, and it’s always so busy here that you just don’t have the time to judge anyone.  And likewise, I don’t think anyone else really has the time to judge you either.

You can get away with wearing pretty much anything.
… And I intend to wear whatever the fuck I want.

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Anyhoo, here’s another look at the amazing fedora I picked up.
Don’t you just love the shadow it casts across my face?  It’s seriously perfect for a photoshoot, so you can bet you’ll be seeing me sporting this thing in some new shots.  I’ve been setting up photoshoots with photographers over the next few weeks (just to busy myself, really — I hate being unproductive; you know me), so you’ll be seeing a ton of new photos up on the blog soon! (:

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Love it.

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Here’s something else I got.
It’s this ridiculous, furry little “tail” keychain thing that I’m basically going to be using as an accessory for whatever purse I happen to be lugging around (I like to personalize whatever it is that I’m wearing — I really don’t like looking “like everyone else”).

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See?

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Incredibly cheap, brown leather braided belt.

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I swear H&M has the best accessories for so cheap.
Keep me away from that store.  Seriously.

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A fantastic brown leather braided bracelet with gold feather and leaf accents.

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A cluster of gorgeous “antique/vintage” feel cocktail rings.

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More gorgeous and ridiculously cheap accessories that spell out “Gorgeous” and “Lovely” (two words that obviously describe me, bahahahaha).

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Another ring cluster!

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Fantastic patterned nude tights — because why just wear boring nude tights when you can get them patterned and sexy like this?!

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An amazing navy blue menswear blazer — incredibly long, but still slim and gorgeous.

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This really cute, feather-light navy striped shirt-dress that I’m probably going to have to pick up some nude lingerie or a slip of some kind to wear underneath it (since it’s a bit transparent in the right lights).

And now for everything put together how I’d want to wear it …

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Tadaaaaaaa!
I know.  I’m amazing and I have great taste — yes, yes.  I already know this.
GOD I LOVE SAN FRANCISCO.

Rich (Follow him on Twitter @RichIGN) was hanging out with me yesterday and told me that although he loves my style, H&M is an incredibly “boring” place to shop and that I’m missing out on all of the cool boutiques.

Is this true, San Franciscans?!  Am I really missing out on all of the good places to shop?!  Because seriously — H&M has fucking everything.  I mean, look at the freaking outfit I was able to put together there!

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Tell me that isn’t gorgeous?!
It’s entirely Menswear-inspired (the leather accessories, the oxford shoes, the fedora hat, the navy jacket, etc etc) — but still so cute and feminine!

The rings are from Forever 21, by the way.  I think I remember mentioning the other day that I bought a bunch of jewelry from there.  I just haven’t had the time to properly photograph everything and throw it up on the blog.

I know.
Lame.
But this entry was more important anyway!

Sigh.  I wish I could shop for a living. -_-”

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Anyhoo, here are some new nailpolishes I picked up from Sephora!
The colors are (from left to right): Screen Test, What A Broad, Go With the Flow-er, Set The Mood, and How Cute Is That?.
And yes, they’re all gorgeous.

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And a new eyelash curler from Tarte Cosmetics, since the rubber on my Shu Uemura eyelash curler is finally wearing out!  Supposedly, the Tarte Cosmetics curler is comparable to the Shu Uemura curler!  So of course I picked it up. Heh.

But okay.
Like I said, I’m cutting myself off from my Debit Card and restricting myself to a very fine budget!  NECESSITIES ONLY!  NO SHOPPING ALLOWED!

… Y’know, unless you wanna buy something for me. Heehee.

Whaddya guys think?  Would you wear what I’m wearing?  Do you like what I bought?  Do you have any suggestions on lesser known shops to check out with reasonable prices?  Let me know!

XOXO Cheri XOXO

Shop, Shop, Shop, DRIIIIIINK!!

March 5, 2011 in Fashion & Style, Friends & Partying, Shopping

I’ve spent the past 5 days or so PMSing my ass off and hibernating in my room like an antisocial hermit.  People would call to hang out; I’d say no.  Parties would be going on; I’d turn them down. Free drinks were offered, people wanted to buy me dinner, yadda yadda — but when I’m PMSing? You can’t get me to do shit.

So to anyone who I’ve offended in the past week or so by being an emotional wreck, or who I’ve frightened off by being extremely sexually aggressive?

… Please forgive me.
I swear it was the hormones.

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Yesterday was the first day in a week where I actually got my ass out of bed, showered off all the gross shit, repainted my nails, did my makeup, and threw on something other than pajamas.

Like, I’d gotten so used to staring in the mirror and only seeing myself wearing a bathrobe that being able to give myself a mini makeover was like, “HOLY SHIT I AM SO PRETTY.” Rofl.

Witness my Tweet Proof:

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It’s always so weird stepping out of the house after a week of hibernation!  It’s like getting to experience the city all over again: The sights, the people, the food, the disgusting sewer smells, the angry homeless people — ahhh yes.  I’ve missed you, San Francisco.

And with how proactive I’ve been about video blogging lately, my original plan was to go shopping, then head home and film a Haul Video (like this one and this one).  But since I opted for heading to Destructoid‘s Community Meetup at Lefty O’Doul’s and got super wasted instead (oops), I’m only left with showing you guys a buncha pictures.

… But since that’s basically what I do on HEYCHERI.COM, I didn’t think you guys would mind. ;-) Enjoy:

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Forever 21′s dressing room (and yes, I bought this shirt)!
The Forever 21 in San Francisco is freaking three stories high! HOLY CRAP.  I was shopping alone, so I got to spend a good two hours or so really taking my time and trying things on, browsing through jewelry (which I bought a lot of, yaaaaay!), studying the displays, and visualizing future outfits.  I even had my iPod Nano headphones in, listening to music while I shopped and pretty much browsing while in my own little world.

So.
Freaking.
Relaxing.

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Check out this shirt I almost bought!
Isn’t it cute?  I’ve been really wanting a denim shirt, and when I saw this one, I was like, Oooooo, I have to have it! (Sidenote: You can totally see where I’ve tucked my headphones into my pocket while trying things on, ha).

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No, I didn’t buy the shirt.  It was seriously just a little too large for my taste (it was so long in the back), so I was like, naahhh. Not worth the money.  And I’m a bit of a perfectionist, so I won’t buy something unless I’m absolutely positive that I want it.  Why bother, right?

Oh well, though!
It can live on in my blogging history as if I already purchased it. Bahaha. Thank you, pictures.

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Now, this see-through little number was sexy as shit, so you know I had to get it!  Isn’t it freaking gorgeous?! It’s this blush pink, slightly transparent, ever-so-feminine-and-flimsy material that really shouldn’t even count as a shirt.  I’m debating whether or not I should wear it with just a bra underneath and throw on jewel straps, or if I should layer it over lingerie, etc etc.  I can’t decide.

Whatever I do, I’m sure I’ll have picture proof up on the blog when I finally wear it out of the dressing room.

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This shirt, I didn’t buy.
It’s actually a size Medium, so I was planning on wearing it over like a black lace bra so that if it peeked out at all, it would look “edgy”.  And also, because it’s so long, I planned on knotting up or putting a tie on its hem (exactly like how I’m holding it) to shorten its length and make it more wearable for me (since I’m so freaking short).

… But of course, I decided against it because I just wasn’t really feeling it.
Oh well.

I also bought a shitton of jewelry (and it took the dude ringing me up forever to untangle everything — whoops!), but I haven’t photographed any of it, so I’ll just edit it in later when I get a chance.

Anyway, after shopping at Forever 21, I tried to find Sephora so I could pick up some of their Hello Kitty makeup.  But my shitty Google Maps Compass kept sending me in the wrong direction and I ended up not knowing where the fuck I was. -_-”

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So I was like, screw this.
I’m just gonna go to the mall and stuff my face.

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Mmmm! Are you jelly?! You are so jelly — don’t lie.
It’s a Chicken Apple Sausage on an Onion Roll Bun with all the toppings on it from this place called Sausage Sandwiches in Westfield Mall’s Eatery.

So.
Freaking.
Bomb.

I didn’t finish it, of course (it’s fucking huge), so I grabbed a to-go box instead.
Also! I totally met up with I Am Recessionista’s blogger, Geri, while eating.  And I swear we took like a million pictures, but I need to send them to her first and have her “Okay” which ones she likes best before I go posting them on my blog.  I don’t want to post something she doesn’t like, haha.  You can follow her on Twitter @ImRecessionista, or read her blog at  http://iamrecessionista.blogspot.com/!

I’ll be sure to edit our pictures into this post when she gives me the Okay. ;-)

Anywaaays …
Then it was off to the Destructoid Community Meetup!

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Here I am about two beers in with Senior Writer/Journalist for Gameplaybook.com, Robert Workman (Follow him on Twitter @TheDCD)!

I have to say, Rob.  I’m pretty disappointed in you.  I expected you to be falling all over the place sloppy drunk and making a general fool out of yourself, but instead, you were completely calm and actually really well-behaved!  Such a shame. I demand that you live up to my preconceived notions of you, damn it!

Rob argued that he was “just tired from partying all week”.
Sure, Rob.  Suuuuuuure.  A likely story.

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And here’s Josh Peckler, Site Director and Executive Editor of PlanetMedalOfHonor.com & PlanetCallOfDuty.com (Follow him on Twitter @JoshPeckler)!

He was like, “What the hell? Why am I the only one with a blurry picture?
So we retook it:

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And clearly failed.

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This would be J Eckert, known for being the Project Manager on such titles as Dead Space and … Uh.  Other games.  Sorry J — not exactly the best introduction, I know (Follow him on Twitter @sargonas).

He ordered himself a very traditional Irish meal — potato salad, mashed potatoes, boiled cabbage, and honeyed ham.  Mmmmmm.  I was so tempted to steal some off of his plate, but had just finished watching standup comedian, Kevin Hart’s, comedy special and … Well.  Basically, picking food off of someone else’s plate is apparently very rude.

So I didn’t.
Lucky you, J.
I was about to be all over that potato salad, shit!

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This is Nick. … Nicky?  Nikki?  I don’t know how you spell his name — his business card isn’t personalized, so I actually don’t even know what he does for a living.  My bad.  All I know is that he’s from the Netherlands, had an awesome Dutch accent, and that he works on a video game for this website: http://monobanda.nl/ — it’s supposed to be about a tree or something.  … And also, he was remarkably well dressed.

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In the center is Warren Price, Game Designer at Visceral Games (Follow him on Twitter @WarrenPrice).  To the right is Rob again! :D :D

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Think you’re cool, J?! ;-P
It’s funny — the pictures I took make it look like the meetup was really small or something, but it really wasn’t.  In total, all of us took up about 10 long tables and pretty much ruled the entire restaurant.  But me being me — once I find a spot that I’m comfy in, I generally won’t leave.  Which explains why when I sit down somewhere, you really can’t get me to move.  You’re gonna have to come to me.

My bad if anyone thought I was ignoring them by not coming over to their table! O_o
I’m just weird like that.

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This is a horrible picture of me, and a fantastic shot of J, so of course I had to put it up.
He makes me look bad in like every picture we took together with that new haircut of his.  Jerk. -_-”

I really don’t remember what’s in those copper cups we’re drinking out of, other than they’re some special Irish drink that you can only drink out of a copper cup.  I do, however, know that J totally ditched his straw before this picture was taken so he’d look like 10x more manly.  BAHAHAHAHAHA. XD

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More proof that J makes me look bad by looking so good.

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SHARKYYYYYY!! I LUFF YEWWW!!
This is Destructoid’s Community Director (and one of my favorite people ever), Hamza (Follow him on Twitter @CTZ)!

Hamza was a total babe throughout the night, allowing me to pass out on his lap during Karaoke at Doremi (Gosh, what a burden, right?), and even making sure I got home safe! … Because seriously, I was fucking plastered and couldn’t even walk straight.

On the cab ride home, I was like, “Hamza … Hamza, we need to pull over … Hamzaaa…
Hamza was like, “Sir, sir! Can we please take it easy? She’s not feeling well.
And I’m like, “No, Hamza — I’m gonna puke — we need to pull over!” Then to the cab driver, “Please stop the car!

So the dude pulls over, and I’m like, where the fuck is the door handle? Unable to see straight because shit is, forreal, spinning.  Hamza saves the day by popping the door open for me, so I lean out, and  BLEEEEGGGGHHHHHHH!! BAARRRRFFFF!! All over the roooad dude, ewwww. YUCK.  Hamza’s rubbing my back while I’m yacking, and all I’m thinking is, This is so fucking disgusting.

To both Hamza and the cab driver, I’m like, “I’m so sorry! That was so gross — I’m so sorry.” Apologizing over and over while Hamza hands me napkins and I’m holding my hair, hoping I didn’t get any Chicken Apple Sausage + Alcohol in it.

The cab driver’s like, “No, no, it’s okay! I’m just glad you didn’t get any in the cab.

-_-”
GROSSSSSS.
Gawd, I am such a goon.
This is why I shouldn’t drink.

And when I woke up this morning, I remember thinking to myself, “Damn it, Cheri! Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear — but beer and then liquor, never been sicker!!” — This popular chant is very true, kids.  Take it from someone with experience.

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Also, one more thing (as if this blog post isn’t long enough already) –

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMMM!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY — THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS WORLD BECAUSE I LOVE MY LIFE AND I WOULDN’T HAVE IT IF NOT FOR YOU!! BEST MOM EVER!!

Alright.
And now I have to hop in the shower and get ready to finally meet up with someone who I’ve been seriously going out of my way to cancel plans for over the past few weeks!  Wish me luck because he’s finally setting some time aside for me.  YYYYAAAAYYYY!! Cross your fingers — good things may come out of this.

XOXO Cheri XOXO

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