I’ll be the first to admit it.
I’m a loser.
Yup, it’s true.

And nothing against the beautiful and talented Cheri, but being invited to guest blog for heycheri.com may very well end up being the most prestigious achievement in my insignificant existence.  And while I am a loser, I’m not an idiot. Well… much of one anyway. I know the only reason Cheri extended us an  invitation in the first place was because of my fellow HaulBlog.com compatriot, EliteBMW. While time and time again, I find myself at the short end of the stick, success is status quo for EliteBMW. He has the killer job, the sweet ride, the bottomless queue of vagina lined up at his crotch.  The only bottomless anything I’ve ever been blessed with was my mug of soda at Applebee’s. And to be honest, I felt undeserving to ask for more than a single refill. Not exactly bottomless.

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