GUEST BLOG: Give Head. Get Head. Be Merry.

March 22, 2011 in Guest Blogs, Sex

suckittt GUEST BLOG: Give Head. Get Head. Be Merry. * heycheri sherilynn macale

Head.
Yeah, I said it! Let’s talk about it!

Ladies, this goes out to you, because it’s something that’s on a lot of guy’s minds:
Why don’t all girls like doing it?

This is an important question, because I’m an equal opportunity guy – which means: I have no problem pleasing my lady as well.  But in return, I fully expect her to do the same for me on occasion! And this shouldn’t have to come after the coaxing of me, but should be something the she would initiate herself because she WANTS to.

Let me just use an example that might ring home.
You ask your man to clean the dishes for you, and then he does it.  You appreciate it and it’s nice, right? Now… you get home from a long day at work to find that your man has (unprompted) just decided to clean the kitchen.  This is much nicer… 10x better, if I do say so myself. Yeah, ladies… It’s kinda like that! It’s called initiative: Take it!

Sex, just like a relationship, is built on compromise. You do something for the other person, and in return, they do something for you – it is a mutually beneficially situation where the both of you ideally reach the same place in the end: Orgasm!

Now this is the bit that a lot of women don’t know: head makes intercourse better!  If you’ve even given/received head then fucked, you know exactly what I mean.  The rest of you that don’t understand yet, voice your confusion in the comment section.

To sum all this up, here is my advice to everyone reading this, men and women:  Give head, fuck often, and enjoy life! Don’t get caught up on the little things… especially since there are guys out there with big things to take your mind off of them. ;)

 

I am.

August 4, 2010 in Dating & Boys, Funny, Guest Blogs

elite I am. * heycheri sherilynn macale

Joey Mack sent me a message saying that he needs me to do a Q&A with some chick website and I was like “Ah, okay – but what do I get out of it?” He said that a bunch of girls read the blog, so I was like “Hell yeah!” I didn’t know what to write about, so he tried to help by suggesting some possible topics:

  • Hair products I use
  • How to talk to girls
  • What to do on a date
  • My exercise routine
  • After reading his suggestions, I now realize that I need to distance myself even more from these HaulBlog guys because they’re bringing me down… Big time.

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    The “bald” and the beautiful…

    July 27, 2010 in Dating & Boys, Guest Blogs

    bald The bald and the beautiful... * heycheri sherilynn macale

    First off let me start by thanking Cheri. Love love love her blog. I have LOL’d countless times reading her posts. She’s funny, clever, and very smart.

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