I recently went shopping for a whole buncha crap from The Body Shop, Bath & Body Works, etc — and I know how much you beauty junkies are into these shopping hauls, so I thought I’d share a few of the things I picked up. I wish I could show you everything, but I have no idea where some of the stuff has disappeared to. O_o … Oops.
Wallflowers and refills from Bath & Body Works! These little beauties are awesome for a small area, but definitely not something that works that well in, let’s say, your living room (unless you plan on plugging in two or three of those suckers at a time, but that can get a little expensive!). I’d reserve these for spaces like small bedrooms and bathrooms.
Bath & Body Works has new shampoos and conditioners in! … Well, either that, or I finally just noticed them. I picked up the “moisturizing” shampoo and conditioner in Sweet Pea scent — pretty much every girly girl’s favorite smell since it’s just so sickeningly sweet and fruity. I also picked up the Sweet Pea Fragrance Spray and Shower Gel, but I can’t be bothered to go snap a photo of that right now. -_-” Lazyyyy, lol.
I also picked up this manicuring set, which really needs no explanation.
And three amazing body butters from The Body Shop in Coconut, Strawberry, and Pink Grapefruit. Oh my gaaawd — these make me smell amazing! The strawberry body butter is seriously like candy on your skin. I’m not even kidding. It’s sex lotion. Forreal. Smoosh with Strawberry Body Butter on your booty, ladies, because his face will be all over it. LOL. He’ll be nomming on your buttcheeks. Rofl.
I picked up the mini versions of these because I’ve never smelled them before, so I wasn’t sure if they were any good. But thankfully, the mini body butters are seriously all I need. They last a good amount of time! Great to rub on after your daily shower (if we all shower daily, that is).
A bamboo paddle hairbrush (because I always lose my hairbrushes for some reason, and also because my hair is getting super long and needs a strong brush like this), Shea Body Cream cleanser, and Almond Body Milk. The Shea Cream is amazing in the shower if you have one of those little yellow-sponge-on-a-rope things (what are they called?! I have no idea). You just squeeze some onto that and lather up! Mmmm! I SMELL SO GOOD ALL THE TIME, SERIOUSLY. Also, that Almond Body Milk is crazy! It’s like spraying milk onto your body, forreal, but it’s LOTION! O_o … It smells good though, no worries. Hahaha.
Spa Wisdom’s Honey & Beeswax Hand & Foot Butter, as well as Peppermint Foot Cream. HAAAAAHAHAHA. Okay, first of all, I got the peppermint foot cream because it reminds me of Mean Girls (that scene where Lindsay Lohan’s character switches Rachel McAdam’s face cream for foot cream in an attempt to “take down her evil empire”) — but it smells SO GOOD! LOL! My feet are so soft all the time, and they’re all nice and cool and omg. I just love it. Plus, the Honey & Beeswax Hand & Foot Butter is also just as amazing! I love the cute little jar, too.
ANYHOO.
I’m sure I’ve got more stuff laying around here somewhere.
Like this:
XD!! Do you even know what this is? It’s part of Lelo’s newest line of waterproof vibrators. ROFL. And before you say anything, just know that I did not purchase this myself. It was actually sent to me by Lelo’s PR team to test out! I guess they finally caught wind of the vibrator review that I did for them in the past and decided to throw this my way. Lucky me, right? What was I supposed to say? No?? Do you even know how expensive Lelo vibrators are?! The item above alone costs about $160. Know that these are freakin’ top-of-the-line luxury pleasure objects equipped with 10 year warranties. They make vibrators in SOLID GOLD. Their most expensive piece is worth over $13,500!! WTTTFFFF!!
… But I have to say, Lelo has never disappointed me in terms of the quality of their products. And the Isla from their new Insignia line is no different. I am very pleased with it.
It looks a little alien-like, I know, but when you factor in the idea that you’ll be holding this thing under water (if you plan on using it in the bath, anyway), that hole at the base of it becomes much more ergonomical. No slipping, easier to hold beneath the surface, etc. I also like the fact that they included a brooch/pendant with the vibrator. That cracks me up. I am definitely the sort of person who would rock a vibrator logo on my coat lapel just as a conversational piece. XD I wonder who’d notice?
Anyway.
If you’re like me and expect only the best out of everything you choose to purchase or bring into your life, check out Lelo’s New Insignia Line. These are luxury vibrators — not coach class dildos shaped like jiggling jello shlongs. They’re the sort of toy that you almost wouldn’t mind being caught with. Elegant, sexy, classy, and just purely selfish fun (unless you plan on including your partner in the mix, that is).
And hey! Christmas is right around the corner. Nudge your hubby or boo-thing into picking one up for you, yeah? You’d be surprised how much fun it is adding a little kink into your sex life. And if there are any boys reading this with gals in their lives who’ve mentioned that they wouldn’t mind fooling around with a vibrator, do your girl a favor and pick her up something classy like a Lelo.
Trust me.
Nothing says I love you like a guaranteed orgasm with a 10-Year-Warranty.
;-)
Blogging at work,
XOXO Cheri XOXO
