August 28th, 2010
HAPPY 23RD BIRFDAY TO MEEEE!
So today I turn 23, probably.
And no, I don’t have some crazy special party planned with all of my friends. I haven’t been dropping hints that my birthday was coming to any of my buddies. And I haven’t reserved a spot at my favorite restaurant, made an appointment at a nail salon, or slapped my face on the flyer of some club for VIP.
I like the anonymity of facebook and twitter where people just post on your wall like, “Happy birthday, Cheri!” And I don’t have to be wearing some crazy special dress with some sparkly crown on my head in order to accept the birthday greeting. In fact, I really like the random impersonal text messages and phone calls throughout the day!
That doesn’t make me a bad person, right?
I mean …
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Posted in Random Crap
August 12th, 2010
Okay, okay. Stop whining.
I got your comments, people. You’re upset that I’m posting too much about video games, and my reviews are supposedly too “intense” for you guys. And y’know what? Instead of defending myself and telling you that I’m a human being, that this is my personal website, and that I have multiple interests besides your damn makeup?
I’ll be hosting a beauty giveaway instead.
Because that’s how badass I am.
So how would you guys like to win some free makeup? Please follow all contest rules (read them thoroughly — some of you are missing things) to qualify! Half-assery gets you nowhere, people.
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Posted in Contests & Giveaways, Makeup & Beauty
August 9th, 2010

What’s this? A video game controller accessory that claims to “improve your accuracy and decrease your reaction time”?! When I first heard about the Kontrol Freek controller attachments, I was immediately drawn to the idea.
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Posted in Gaming, Reviews
August 6th, 2010
Heroic Do-Gooders and Vanquishers of Evil!
I stand dutifully before you bearing knowledge of a video game so imbued with badassery that Lord Von Prong himself would cower in fear at the very sight of it!
I bring you …
DeathSpank!
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Posted in Gaming, Reviews
August 4th, 2010

Joey Mack sent me a message saying that he needs me to do a Q&A with some chick website and I was like “Ah, okay – but what do I get out of it?” He said that a bunch of girls read the blog, so I was like “Hell yeah!” I didn’t know what to write about, so he tried to help by suggesting some possible topics:
Hair products I use
How to talk to girls
What to do on a date
My exercise routine
After reading his suggestions, I now realize that I need to distance myself even more from these HaulBlog guys because they’re bringing me down… Big time.
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Posted in Dating & Boys, Funny, Guest Blogs